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It's light and fun and weird
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Portrait of a woman with a good blazer
even though they won't fit her tiny wrinkly body
Torbus Dad Cap - Horror Scoops Merch Featured Cross your eyes slightlyWell look at you, babely Torbus! This is the perfect hat to confuse folks who have no idea what a Horror Scoop is, and delight strangers who will instantly recognize your sublime weirdness. It's comfy, 100% cotton, and will protect you from both the sun and from a pelican who plans to mess up your hair when you least expect it. 100% cotton corduroy Unstructured, 6 panel, low profile Cotton twill sweatband and taping 6 embroidered eyelets Adjustable
