Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L This Christmas suit is made

This Christmas suit is made only for manly men who sport a voice that makes a wolverine purr

and saying distinctly Southern things like "oh bless her heart

but just like every other fuzzy creature who's had it's own full-length feature documentary on the Discovery Channel

And that's like

The last thing the Derby needs is another Lilly Pulitzer dress - what it really needs a wrap derby dress that complements your stiff Mint Julep and overly massive cocktail hat

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L This Christmas suit is madeIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for