The Double Duty | American Flag Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic Shorts Size:L If you're at all worried

If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from

Avoid fabric softener

These red and green plaid pants have the pattern of your favorite flannel shirt and the style of your best pair of suit pants

finger traps and scarves made of game tickets

Bonus: it technically matches everything else you own

The Double Duty | American Flag Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic Shorts Size:L If you're at all worriedThese athletic shorts work twice as hard as any other pair you own all because of the liner. No, this isn't like other liners. This bad boy has a built in pouch to keep your medicine balls in place. Now you can squat in peace knowing your family jewels won't make an unexpected appearance down your shorts leg.