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The shirt features an illustrated astronaut cat cradling a Bitcoin emblem with the phrase “I need my Sats” above—a cheeky nod to crypto enthusiasts and cat lovers who enjoy quirky
The heavyweight cotton and double-needle seams keep it grounded and dependable
who like their wardrobe to feel like a well-worn memory while still making a thoughtful nod to a shared subculture
night-owl traders
heavy-weight cotton with a relaxed cut that sits comfortably through long days and late nights
Low Time Preference Turtle mining shirt The shirt features an illustratedLight, relaxed, and quietly clever this garment dyed tee brings a soft, lived in feel to a gentle joke. The front artwork shows a friendly cartoon tortoise with the words Slow Time Preference tucked into its shell, a small wink to anyone who moves at their own pace and values slow mornings, long walks, or thoughtful afternoons. The heavyweight cotton and garment dyed finish give the shirt a plush hand and subtle, vintage wash that only improves with
