Schooner Smugglers Size:32 and possibly a lifetime pub

and possibly a lifetime pub ban (worth it)

bottle’s open

festival days

Introducing the most irresponsible thing to happen to swimwear since beer bongs in the shallow end

bright colour is ideal for showcasing the refined elegance of the Schooner Scorer embroidery

Schooner Smugglers Size:32 and possibly a lifetime pubIntroducing the most irresponsible thing to happen to swimwear since beer bongs in the shallow end. Designed in collab with the legends at Budgy Smuggler, these smugglers are loud, proud, and built to cradle your schooners while you score a few more. Made for beach beers, poolside posing, and dive bombs with no shame and even less sunscreen. Comfort? Elite. Coverage? Questionable. Confidence? Through the bloody roof. Put em on and prepare for