pokemon cards foil 50 Shiny/Foil (Assorted Lot with No Duplicates) Pokemon Card - Neo Genesis

Theyre the cards which have caused tectonic shifts in the format

You obviously want to take an extra turn if possible, but its nice to draw cards as the fail state here

Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Sandwurm Convergence Creatures with flying can't attack you or planeswalkers you control

Tough to think of a thematic match much better than that

The most recent figures place a Detective Pikachu (SV-P Promotional Cards 098/SV-P) card at a price of 2,000 JPY (~US$13)

Charm School is another one that kind of gets you to do something that's ridiculous, but balancing a card on top of your head isn't quite as funny as Handcuffs or Knight of the Hokey Pokey