Oh god I'm going to die aren't I
C Common Super Hippo Carnival X SPELL Quick-Play Special Summon 1 "Performapal Hip Hippo" from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard, then you can Special Summon as many "Hippo Tokens" (Beast-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) as possible, but they cannot be Tributed, and monsters your opponent controls cannot target monsters for attacks for the rest of this turn, except "Hippo Tokens"
Once per turn, during either player's turn, when your opponent activates a monster effect: You can negate that effect, and if you do, destroy 1 card on the field
This will leave you with a graph like mine (though likely with decks in different places since I lacked time to polish)
It gives its user a chance to redo a result each turn
inflict 500 damage to your opponent, then, if "Fossil Fusion" is in your GY, you can return to your GY, 1 of your banished cards that is "Fossil Fusion" or mentions it