oversized mtg cards Shiv (Planechase) - Oversize (OVER) - 34/40 - (Planechase) put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control. The Ur-Dragon (Oversized) [Commander 2017

Even worse, if we do play cards from our hand (something we're quite likely to do), then we're definitely hurting ourselves with card disadvantage

As The Warring Triad enters the battlefield, the number of cards in your graveyard will determine whether any replacement effects that affect creatures entering the battlefield apply to The Warring Triad

As a baseline thats just kind of what Magic is these days, but I mean more thematic stuff like Oath of Jace

Thoughtseize is the most powerful of the family, casting a shadow over all other options

Note that this enchantment doesnt get hexproof itself, but if you were to clone it somehow, this and the clone will work well on each other

Finally, The Jolly Balloon ManThe Jolly Balloon Man just wants to have fun regardless of finicky stats