Typically, these cards arent massively valuable but can make for excellent hits for kids who just want a cool card to play with
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Working as taxing pieces, we are able to often snipe some of our opponents permanents while they are tapped out and following that, either force our opponents to play off-curve to keep mana up to pay for the next-turn-flicker of Thassas, through which we will gain advantage and we are able to dictate the pace of the game: flickering something else instead of the Pirate, if our opponents keep their mana up, to further advance our lead
Ripples of Potential is another good one since we run a ton of powerful artifacts with counters on them
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By the time Jafar is out youll probably need to focus more on stopping opponents questing