While Ill acknowledge they are among the worst cards ever printed, there are a lot of creatures far worse (and more offensive) than these two
While it's tempting to keep the one-mana Moana, Self-Taught Sailor in your opening hand, consider mulliganing it away if you don't have Kakamora Leader quickly available
Usually, one of the major things holding back a control deck is that they can't get to the late-game state where their more powerful spells start coming into play, but with Growth Spiral, it is all the more likely that they can
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Forcing the opponent to discard an instant or sorcery removes an important damage spell, giving -2/-2 to a creature is likely to kill the majority of the creatures they field, and draining two life essentially undoes a spell's worth of damage
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