That's a big ask, and when it's easiest to get in with it -- in the early game -- you won't have any of that going on
During your opponents Battle Phase at the cost of 500 life points, you could Normal Summon a monster, potentially setting up a combo or putting up a last-gasp defensive line in the heat of conflict
(2022-02-18) An Equipment creature can never become attached to itself
Casting Cost: Card Type: Creature - Human Knight Power / Toughness: 1 / 1 Card Text: Deathtouch As long as it's your turn, Triumphant Adventurer has first strike
Instead hes somehow kidnapped along with the card, with his body digitally removed when Aster goes into the room
All of these are great, but Restless Cottage stands out thanks to its solid stats, incidental graveyard hate, and Food synergy