However, if you happen to play a Commander deck themed around Vehicles, and your Commander has the colour identity white, this card might be playable
Now, tap the card itself to pay for the activated ability cost (that's the little tap sign after the mana requirements, but before the colon)
Put cards in sleeves (a card should NEVER , not even for 1 second, be "naked"!) Double-sleeve your cards (first put them in tight-fitting sleeves, then put them in a slightly bigger sleeves)
Magic has seen at least one cat that has no problem going to the graveyard (remember that Cauldron Familiar that needed to be rebalanced?)
This one also happens to have the backing of the popular, and most agree funny, meme it was based off of
Bahamut is deeply invested in the affairs of mortal creatures, especially when they fall victim to the machinations of Tiamat the Dragon Queen and the evil dragons that serve her