Fantastic Is How I Describe My Fuck-Ups Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt Size:XL and the occasional "You know

and the occasional "You know what

or just let this African Grey do the talking—he’s got that “don’t mess with me” stare

Warning: May cause inappropriate levels of positivity during catastrophic circumstances

patriotism doesn't have to be polite

and at least three people every day who seem determined to test your patience

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