(Damage causes loss of life.) So the only flavorful ability here is maybe the middle one
SR Super Rare Doomking Balerdroch X DARK Level 8 [ ZombieEffect ] ATK 2800 DEF 2000 During the Standby Phase, if a face-up card is in a Field Zone and this card is in your GY: You can Special Summon this card in Defense Position
Instead of leaning too much towards data and analytics, I would advise [card creators] to really think about how [their game] is played and what enjoyment that brings to the players, he says

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The problem is his own stats
When another "Chained Beast" monster or "Binding Master Pecharunt" you control is targeted for an attack: You can change the attack target to this card, then perform damage calculation