Two-Headed Coin First coin flip each turn is guaranteed heads
The party fights it off, only to discover the lifestream is erupting from beneath the town
That said, not everyone is happy
Then as long as you have 30 or more life, the dork gets indestructible to remove much removal interaction, only exiling mass removal or targeted non-destruction removal can get past this, and then it's +5/+5 size and then all damage to it is prevented
So, to make this work, run Reliquary Tower and other ways to keep from discarding, on the sly, and then run things like cheap spells and permanents to keep you up in your colors
(It is also not a coincidence that the single basic land is in this quadrant.) [2] Hence, certain cards that appear on the common sheet both inside and outside this quadrant have two versions