If you can give it haste somewhere, then you can hit a full turn faster and it will cut someone down quickly
It may have to attack every turn it can, but in exchange you get an indestructible creature and another source of card draw like Squidward's
Although both attacks deal low damage, this strategy allows you to stall effectively and annoy the majority of your opponents
If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead
And the best part: you have access to this card, as the other one that has this same function isn't in our mere mortal's reach: Tropical Beach PR-BLW BW50, which is only given to players that reach the best spots in Worlds, even though its effect after drawing, that your turn is ended, makes it significantly worse than Snorlax
MARDU SURGE: $50 FOR 11 BUDGET UPGRADES When looking at upgrade plans for this precon, I really didnt have to think too hard about it