gold pokemon card poliwhirl Nintendo Pokémon 23k Gold-Plated Trading #61 Poliwhirl| Rogue Toys Sold at Auction: 1999 Burger

It even has some cute interactions with Deaths Shadow and Lurrus, since you are able to loop the card by casting it every end step with Lurrus, and flashing Dress Down in after attacking with Deaths Shadow can give you lethal out of nowhere

Added Warhound Plunk

Dismiss: [Counterspell at 4] I am counting these to figure out what the best number is for Sanctum Prelate

At a retail price in the neighborhood of $35 (or about 50 cents per card that isnt a basic land), you get a perfectly playable deck

Drop an Inventor onto this Location, and they'll get +1 willpower

A simple, evocative, colorshifted Lightning Bolt, into the color that makes the most sense