Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.) Creature Artifact - Masticore Marionette Apprentice Fabricate 1 (When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it or create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.) Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life
That means only one will attack you each combat and if you control the Witch-king, that'll be one sacrifice, so they'll lose what attacked you, so that's not going to happen save with a game winner like Guiltfeeder or a 20+ power Commander
He even notes that, if they were designing Magic from scratch, they wouldnt include the upkeep step at all
You wont find this card in Commander because you arent allowed to play it there
Even having Master Chef as the background for a Lae'zel, Vlaakith's Champion counters matters deck would be effective
Whenever you discard an Island, Pirate, or Vehicle card, create a tapped Treasure token