I decided to go a little more in-depth with each joke, so instead of 100 jokes, I'm going to be revealing just 50 (although I'm bunching similar things together, so secretly you should get over 100 jokes), and I'm spacing them out over two weeks
Common cards have black symbols, uncommons are silver, and rare Magic: The Gathering cards have gold symbols
Then the seven-drop has living weapon and gives a +5/+5 size, first strike, indestructible (has it itself), and trample and then the combat damage trigger to exile what was killed
hitting a spread of something like Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker, Goblin Chieftain, Dockside Extortionist, and Goblin Chirurgeon can see you sacrificing the Muxus to cast it again with your Dockside Extortionist mana, making an insane amount of goblins, copying Dockside Extortionist with Kiki-Jiki, doing it again, and probably the whole table in one shot
The Act of Treason variant allows you to turn your sacrifice outlets, which youll want plenty of, into removal spells
Is the enchanted creature red
