My personal favorite is Sokka's Haiku, which not only references one of my favorite episodes of the show, but also has the rules of the card written out in haiku form
Smaller the weight, the earlier it comes in the list
Making yourself resistent to X type of gamemechanic on the entire board feels like a really stupid way to design a game, if you have genuine problems of 2nd turn counterplay potential where long taking 2-4 turn games became the norm.

Fang and Vanille Pauper Commander Deck List Pauper Commander - Fang and Vanille View on Archidekt Commander (2) 1 Fang, Fearless l'CieFang, Fearless l'Cie 1 Vanille, Cheerful l'CieVanille, Cheerful l'Cie Artifacts (11) 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet 1 Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles 1 Cliffhaven KitesailCliffhaven Kitesail 1 Decanter of Endless WaterDecanter of Endless Water 1 Ghoulcaller's BellGhoulcaller's Bell 1 Golgari SignetGolgari Signet 1 KitesailKitesail 1 Relic of ProgenitusRelic of Progenitus 1 Thought VesselThought Vessel 1 Whispersilk CloakWhispersilk Cloak 1 Wings of HubrisWings of Hubris Creatures (12) 1 Blanchwood ProwlerBlanchwood Prowler 1 Circle of the Land DruidCircle of the Land Druid 1 Eccentric FarmerEccentric Farmer 1 Glowspore ShamanGlowspore Shaman 1 Masked VandalMasked Vandal 1 Merrow BonegnawerMerrow Bonegnawer 1 Patient NaturalistPatient Naturalist 1 Persistent SpecimenPersistent Specimen 1 Pothole MolePothole Mole 1 Satyr WayfinderSatyr Wayfinder 1 ScaretillerScaretiller 1 Town GreeterTown Greeter Instants (21) 1 Armor of ShadowsArmor of Shadows 1 Cache GrabCache Grab 1 Corrupted ConvictionCorrupted Conviction 1 Costly PlunderCostly Plunder 1 Evolution CharmEvolution Charm 1 Feign DeathFeign Death 1 Gaea's GiftGaea's Gift 1 Grapple with the PastGrapple with the Past 1 Grisly SalvageGrisly Salvage 1 HarrowHarrow 1 Heritage ReclamationHeritage Reclamation 1 Moment's PeaceMoment's Peace 1 Not Dead After AllNot Dead After All 1 Orcish MedicineOrcish Medicine 1 Pulse of MurasaPulse of Murasa 1 Raise the DraugrRaise the Draugr 1 Supernatural StaminaSupernatural Stamina 1 Tamiyo's SafekeepingTamiyo's Safekeeping 1 Undying EvilUndying Evil 1 Undying MaliceUndying Malice 1 Village RitesVillage Rites Enchantments (7) 1 Crawling InfestationCrawling Infestation 1 Eternal ThirstEternal Thirst 1 LignifyLignify 1 Scion of HalasterScion of Halaster 1 Snake UmbraSnake Umbra 1 Tortured ExistenceTortured Existence 1 Vampiric LinkVampiric Link Sorceries (11) 1 Commune with the GodsCommune with the Gods 1 CultivateCultivate 1 Feed the SwarmFeed the Swarm 1 Kodama's ReachKodama's Reach 1 MulchMulch 1 Rampant GrowthRampant Growth 1 Revive the ShireRevive the Shire 1 UnearthUnearth 1 Urborg RepossessionUrborg Repossession 1 Walk with the AncestorsWalk with the Ancestors 1 Winding WayWinding Way Lands (36) 1 Barren MoorBarren Moor 1 Evolving WildsEvolving Wilds 17 ForestForest 15 SwampSwamp 1 Terramorphic ExpanseTerramorphic Expanse 1 Tranquil ThicketTranquil Thicket That's pretty much the whole deck, minus a bit of ramp and removal

C Common SH Shatterfoil Cyberse Wizard X LIGHT Level 4 [ CyberseEffect ] ATK 1800 DEF 800 Once per turn: You can target 1 Attack Position opponent's monster
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