#20 Justin Hampton: where the flavor text is always, "Ahhhh!" Its the subtle blend of the cheesy poses combined with a shameless disregard for anatomy that makes them so awful
Urza, Lord High Artificer It took a while for one of Magics most powerful in-universe characters to finally get their own card, and what a card it is
Itd take a whole separate article to go over every possible great option for Mikey to drop after sneaking some damage
Its also a way to stop combos that involve tapping and untapping lands to produce infinite mana or something like Jeskai Ascendancy
Azula, Ruthless Firebender This Azula will be a major boon to decks focused on discarding cards, as she'll be able to buff her own stats and make it harder for opponents to block her whenever she attacks
Personally I don't have a strong connection to the fantasy genre, but there are plenty of people who do, and while some of the criticism from this group (things like "if someone plays a Universes Beyond card against me I'm selling my collection") comes across very hyperbolic, I do think it's true that there are people who will enjoy Magic less as it moves into other IPs and further away from its fantasy roots