Print the image on card stock and cut out the card using a cutting tool
We'll start with Yuna, Grand Summoner, since she definitely has top billing here
I guess one attack from a Swans of Bryn Argoll, Tarmogoyf, or Slogurk, the Overslime should get the job done, but what about on an empty board
Many humans are stacked into CMC 1: #6 All that junk falls under "generally decent." #7 Deck does flex pretty well into Naya as Brad mentioned: P&K offer some (flying!) tokens to slap +1 counters onto, is a human, and has that artifact-eating mana sink
The tokens copy exactly what was printed on the permanent and nothing else (unless that permanent was copying something else or was a token
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