The last one could be relevant as well, but you don't want to attack other creatures
How many land cards does a Magic: The Gathering deck need
MTG recently reprinted a number of the TCGs most powerful enchantment cards reimagined as anime girls (and a multi-headed hydra-goose) in Wilds of Eldraine, with a series of Japanese artists transforming the likes of Aggravated Assault, Greater Auramancy and Smothering Tithe for the Enchanting Tales set
(2015-08-25) If you don't cast the card, it remains exiled
The Fallout 'Mutant Menace' Commander precon would be a great place to start
For instance, Patchwork Beastie will be able to attack, Impossible Inferno will exile cards off the top of your library, and Scuttletide will give Crabs you control +1/+1