Pencils with Low Self-Esteem hell no All those years of being

All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match

Are you always running a few minutes late

Fragrance: Strawberry Soda Pop

Lemonade & Ego Fuel Scented

Smells like an invitation

Pencils with Low Self-Esteem hell no All those years of beingCheer Up, Silly Pencil! Lifes not so bad. There are still plenty of us out there who like you: elementary school kids, golfers, artists, and uhhh did I say schoolchildren already? But hey, things could be worse. I mean, who wants to be a crayon, right? So hold your head high, humble pencil. Youll always have a place in our hearts and at our desks at least until we toss you out. Pencils: I'm Kind of Dull All Used Up, Nowhere To Go I Bet You'll Throw Me