Patrón El Alto Reposado Tequila Lyre's and raisins

and raisins

on the banks of the Fiddich river in the Scottish Highlands

or the decisive battle where The Duke of Wellington defeated Napoleon in 1815

as far as we know

Today — as a division of the mega-corp Pernod Ricard — they produce a ton of jungle juice aka Rum under the Centenario brand along with Absolute Nikolai Vodkas

Patrón El Alto Reposado Tequila Lyre's and raisinsLiterally the high point of Tequila perfection. Patrn: the OG of top shelf Tequila. This ultra premium Spirit was created in Jalisco, Mexico, in '89 by the 7 Leguas Distillery and has been slaying the game ever since. Not content with the standard definition of Patron as a charitable or financially supportive person, the brand's founders, John Paul DeJoria and Martin Crowley opted for the more boss like interpretation. Like you know the Big Kahuna.