Friendly Warning T-Shirt freebie Motivational quotes had their chance—and

Motivational quotes had their chance—and you chose sleep

Behold the rare and majestic sighting of a flying fuck—because it's the only one you're giving today

This shirt lets the world know you're not wasting brain cells trying to meet anyone halfway when they're clearly lost

For those operating on fumes and spite

and unapologetically self-aware—because who needs abs when you’ve got this much personality

Friendly Warning T-Shirt freebie Motivational quotes had their chance—andTechnically, the shirt says youre friendly. The design strongly suggests there are terms and conditions attached. With its bold minimalist layout and dry delivery, this sarcastic graphic tee perfectly captures that I can be nice if the vibes are right energy that introverts and selectively social people know all too well. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable fabric, this funny cynical t shirt is perfect for anyone whose friendliness depends heavily